Stretchy also pointed out the possible nitrous damage.
Yeah, and we'd had what, approximately five minutes to look at it when you did? I was still trying to figure out exactly what I had, and you were already looking for reasons to go "Ha, ha, you got screwed."

Actually, I'm glad you were looking more closely right off the bat than I was... you kept me grounded while I was floating around on Cloud Nine. It should be pointed out, though, that said damage is so minimal as to be literally inconsequential. I'll just carefully polish those two areas so they're not hot spots that could cause pre-ignition. I doubt that a couple of cubic millimeters (.002cc) will seriously affect compression.
The more I think about it, though, the nitrous makes total sense. The guy that built this engine may well not have had killer heads to feed such a cam, and nitrous would be the obvious solution to getting enough oxygen into the cylinders at such lofty RPM. Not that it couldn't be done with
seriously-ported factory heads, but it also explains the too-low static compression ratio. Those little spots at the top of #1 could very-well explain why the engine was pulled and freshened in the first place. I'm still at a loss as to the damage to the #5 piston crown, though. It's shaped too consistently to be caused by a broken part bouncing around.
I have a good set of heads and absolutely no intention of spraying this thing, hence the reason (well, one of 'em) I started shopping for a cam more suited to the lower compression ratio. I'm sure it'll still be a pretty silly cam, but the one that's in there is just plain ridiculous. It's like a Super Comp cam, and I'm all out of rail chassis.