It seems to me that if you wire a tach to coil (-) with an MSD you get a high reading, due to the multiple-spark discharge for which it's named: "Jeez, it doesn't
sound like a 2,500RPM idle..."

This is true of any CDI ignition; the multiple sparks at low RPM are necessary for the capacitive-discharge section to live more than 10 seconds at normal low-RPM coil dwell times. Many older tachs will need the adapter; most musclecar-era factory tachs will. The MSD's tach output is, if memory serves, a 12V square-wave signal, Older tachs connected to coil (-) also see a 12V square wave, but they work by reading the high-voltage flyback at the coil terminal when the field collapses (believe it or not, it's around 400V for a bazillionth of a second). Generally speaking, if it's a quality aftermarket tach like an S-W, VDO, or AutoMeter, it shouldn't need the tach adapter unless it's old enough to require use a sender--but you've got to know that you're using a good tach in the first place.
Start with a known-good tach connected to the output on the MSD. It won't hurt anything if it needs the adapter, it simply won't work. I'd suggest verifying the function of the tach you bought--and/or any other you might use--on the See-Dan or the wagon. Of course, I'm assuming neither of those cars has a CDI box. Hell, you can verify function on Miss Ugly if you want, but the readings will obviously be wrong.