We're on our way...

71ChargerRT

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To misery and unhappiness today, AKA NJ.

Anyway, during a 3 hour trip of about 5 miles through a "construction" zone, we have a tornado warning, and heavy rain with a max of about 50 yard visibility. About a half mile up the road past that is an 18 wheeler on its side in the median, driver looked OK. Now we are making our way pretty easily up and down the hills of Tennessee, with idiots.

One of which is driving a MR SUV, one of the nice (high dollar) ones is flying down the left lane doing the high beam flashy thing. Mr Miniscule Appendage is doing his thing and runs up past me and does his flashy thing to a gentleman in very nice, very new rollback evidently unaware that the bed lights on one of those things are bright or more likely didn't even know they had them :D. Well, MA gets a face full of 6 EXTREMELY bright LED's and backs way off of the RB. Eventually he makes his way around us and gets on down the road.

#2 offender with his U-Haul box van, pulling a trailer is going to pull the hills better than my truck. So he passes me on the uphill sweep, with a good head start, and blows by me. At the 1/2 way point, with my cruise control set at 70 mph, I smoke past that wheezing 5.4. Did I mention that I am pulling an 18 foot flat bed trailer with my 1980 Jeep Cherokee? I also have a bed full of not so light engine and transmissions and parts. :D


#3, ah yes these brain donors. In the hilly, or are they small mountains? :hmmm: anyway, these brain donors are pulled over on the right shoulder (I have to specify because of all the morons pulling over to the median side of the road) of a long, sweeping right handed curve at the bottom of one of these mountainous foothills. Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber are at the above mentioned place, did I mention it was dark?, about 6" outside of the white line changing a flat! The next exit was less than a mile down the road!!! Luckily for them as well as me I happened to notice the twins about 50 yards out and was able to slide into the left lane. That was far to close for comfort, so I pointed out their idiocy to my son who is 14 and will be driving soon, how dangerous it was. I also told him if that ever happens when he is driving no matter how far to the next exit just get the on the shoulder and drive cautiously until you get off the highway to a safe place to replace the tire. I told him no wheel is worth his life.

We're only half way there, I wonder what misadventures await us tomorrow! :hmmm:
 
Doc, I had the tuner forwarded on to my mom's house so, hopefully, I'll have it for the return trip. Well before, I have a cousin that has a "bad-ass Avalanche" with a 4.8 (?) that has repeatedly told me there isn't a Dodge that can touch it. I doubt I need it, but I want to brutally beat that identity-crisis having SUT into the ground.

I figure a 30 mph roll to on this one, that'll put me at the top 4th gear take off .
 
How long are you going to be in The Garbage State? By the time they dig that sucker out of the truck, move it across country to sit in another truck, and actually get it to your Mom's you may be on your way to see Fishbine and Cudiferous. :D
 
This is why I don't travel during the holidays.

Too many amateurs on the road.

Good luck, 71.
 
Yep, the drive back should be better. Leaving the Garbage State on New Year's Day, while most are sleeping off their drunk.

Thanks for the encouragement guys.

:D Doc, we'll be there for a week and a half. If it doesn't get there while we are, I'll have Spawn overnight it. Hopefully it'll get there...
 
just wait..he will get a ton of snow and have to content with idiots going oh fuck we gotta outrun the white shit
 
Pretty uneventful day today, bunch of rain, otherwise meh.

Falls Church, VA did get a nice rolling, smoky burnout as I was leaving a stoplight, pulling the trailer uphill.

I did some checking, Falls Church is a suburb of DC and is among the richest zip codes in the country. That does explain the excessive amount of Prius and other hybrid type vehicles as well as the general pompous attitude I received there.

What? Have none of those douche nozzles ever had a bearded, tattooed, jeans and tee shirt wearin' loud diesel truck drivin' (with Texas plates mind you) pulling a partially camouflaged Jeep, drive through their neighborhood?

I must be the epitome of all that is wrong with this great nation, in their elitist view...
 

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