Valentine wants IN, damn it!

Dr.Jass

Dr.Jass

Pastor of Muppets
The remains of my screen door, as of last night:

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I love my girl, but she's a one-dog wrecking crew. :doh: That screen was in perfect shape a year and a half ago, and I actually predicted to Stretch this past Saturday that she'd eventually blow that bottom aluminum panel out. She must've heard me. Oh, well, at least she stopped chewing holes in the drywall... but she still dives head-first at the mailbox, attempting to knock it off the wall. Apparently, mail is a tasty snack.

Yes, that's the logging chain to which she's tied (and has broken) while outside. :D Keep in mind, she's about an inch taller than a large beagle, but weighs 15-20lbs more than a big example of that breed with not an ounce of fat on her.
 
Well, it was cold out last night. I would have beat the door down too. :shifty:
 
She was only outside for around 5 minutes, actually. She's stayed out longer this morning, and it's much colder now than it was at the time. She just hits the door like a linebacker, in whichever direction she's wanting to go. I'm surprised my steel entry door isn't dented on the inside.
 
She's actually a really good dog overall. She listens well and is pretty smart most of the time. She's just occasionally very energetic. She recently hit the front door so hard wanting to go out, she yelped in pain. I think she hit herself on the doorknob. :doh:
 
After she figured out momentum, force, and maximum exerted pressure on a minimal area (hence the need to protect one's nose and/or groin in her presence), I found her physics textbook and threw it out before she could get to quantum theory or solve the mystery of the quark. :D
 
Love them dogs with personalities, but they can sure test you. I'm convinced that everything they do is perfectly logical to them, and mayby perfectly logical period, just beyond my comprehention.
 
She's a dog. Patience is not a concept she comprehends. :D

She's only "calm" around a few people, one of whom is my Mom. That means she's just less spastic, though. At home with just me, she's pretty mellow although she has her batshit-crazy moments... she once picked up my Hitachi 10" compound miter saw and moved it several feet so she could run hot laps around the coffee table. :doh: I took this picture after she calmed down:

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I stoped by last night. You didn't answer my knock so I hung my boxers on your screen door! That will tech ya to ignore me!
 
LOL that pannel will beat out and slip right back in.....maxx would "stomp" at the door and he did that same kind of damage.....that panel will NEVER be the same.....im still trying to figure out how he learned to open the actual door tho

to this day i wonder..why did wire bushes ESPECIALY grinder wire cups and used oil soaked rubber brake parts taste sooooo damned good to him..even caught him chewing on a wheel cyl now and then....as well as chewing on rocks....i can still hear his teeth scrape across rocks bigger than a basket ball as it gets carried around
 
Had he not eaten them, your boxers would likely be as much a dress on him as that Natural Light Ice case was.

"Get up, get up, get down with the thickness!" (apologies to Disturbed):

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Funny! She doesn't look so tough when her feet arn't planted in my sack!
 
of all the "accidental" things a dog can do to you its that playful but incredibly HARD jab of the spear shaped nose into the bellybutton thats by far the WORST
 
I dunno, man... you might want to ask Fishy or Stretch about this one. She either hits lower or higher with as much speed as she can gather, and there's a lot of dog there for her height. 17" at the shoulder and 55lbs. is a lot of mass in such a small package! A large beagle is 16"-17" at the withers and weighs around 35lbs. She's just massively built for her frame.
 
ive been hit and bit alot of places and ill tell you..a bellybutton shot properly landed squarly in the bellybutton will drop you harder and faster than any nut shot...the shape of the nose of a dog just amplifys how bad it is.....i seriously would rather be kicked in the nuts than take one of those shots ever again
 
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