LOL, I'm gut rolling here....
you should have the girls dress you up just before mom comes home, then when she sees you, you can ask,"honey, does this make my butt look too fat?" Either if she wins or loses, that'll have her ROFLHAO!
I applaud you pigpen, a mom needs to get away and have a day for herself every once in awhile. :clap: Instead of going to the spa, the misses burns rubber--very cool! :dance: