Sheep jokes...

[dustergal]

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep won't hear the zipper.

How do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep.

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Sheep herder 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

Sheep herder 2: What about the sheep?!?

Sheep herder 1: F**K the sheep!!!!

Sheep herder 2: Do we have time?

Why were women invented? Cuz sheep can't cook.

What do female elephants use for tampons? Sheep.

Why do elephants have long trunks? Cuz sheep don't have strings.

 

[Mopar440_6]

Those are great! [smilie=r:

Heres one thats sorta related.

Two guys from West Virginia are walking along a dirt road and they come to a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. The first guy says "What do you think we should to?" and the second guy says "Well, I'll show ya." So he walks around behind the sheep, drops his pants and f**ks the sheep. He comes back to the first guy and says "Your turn." The other guy goes over and sticks his head in the fence...

 

[71GTX]

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[giowest]

Those are great! [smilie=r:

Heres one thats sorta related.

Two guys from West Virginia are walking along a dirt road and they come to a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. The first guy says "What do you think we should to?" and the second guy says "Well, I'll show ya." So he walks around behind the sheep, drops his pants and f**ks the sheep. He comes back to the first guy and says "Your turn." The other guy goes over and sticks his head in the fence...[/quote]

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