Redskin and the Cowboy

[ChargerMike]

While riding one day, a cowboy met a redskin riding along with a dog and a sheep, and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Redskin: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

The Redskin looks stunned.

Cowboy: "Is this Redskin your owner?", while pointing at the Redskin.

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

The Redskin has a look of disbelief on his face.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Redskin: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good."

The Redskin now has extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?", while pointing at the Redskin.

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

The Redskin now has a look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Redskin: "Sheep liar."

 

[mr340]

[smilie=r: Vik is not a red skin, is he?

 

[viking]

ROFL!!!!

btw no i'm not but 383 has to be... [smilie=2:

 

[roughrdr]