put a cork in it...

gomopar440

Livin' my life...one gas station at a time.
A CORK radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “…You are correct Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that makes sense?”

Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, My name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee… spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “… You are correct Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in to make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!”
 
Then theres inere- like after Im done in the crapper in the morning, I wouldnt go inere if I was you.:toot:
 

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