Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
Geowest and his wife Deb went to the state fair every year. Every year Geo would say, "Deb, I'd like to ride in that there biplane."
And every year Deb would say, "I know Geo, but that biplane ride costs ten dollars, and well, ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Geo & Deb went to the fair and Geo said, "Damn it, Deb, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that biplane this year I may never get another chance."
Deb replied, "Geo, that there biplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars each."
Geo & Deb agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They leveled out, and the pilot shouted over his shoulder to Geo, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you haven't."
Geowest replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Deb fell out, but, well... ten dollars is ten dollars."
And every year Deb would say, "I know Geo, but that biplane ride costs ten dollars, and well, ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Geo & Deb went to the fair and Geo said, "Damn it, Deb, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that biplane this year I may never get another chance."
Deb replied, "Geo, that there biplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars each."
Geo & Deb agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They leveled out, and the pilot shouted over his shoulder to Geo, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you haven't."
Geowest replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Deb fell out, but, well... ten dollars is ten dollars."
