New home for the New Porker

dodgechargerfan

In a 55 gallon drum, floating down river, and
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No, it’s still mine.

I’ve just got tired of paying for storage every winter.
After last season’s tank siphoning, I’ve given up on trying to find a good storage facility.

For about the same amount of money as a season’s worth of storage, I picked up a Shelter Logic.

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3-hour install time, my ass.

I put together the frames and anchored most of them in one day.
Finished the anchors a week later…yesterday.
Then, finished it the next day..today.

It’s a 10x20.
The New Porker fits fine. Just.

Assembly instructions miss one or two bits of info that are pretty important.
That made it all less than ideal.
Looping the garage opening end panel over the l-shaped feet seems like an obvious thing after you don’t do it because the instructions don’t even mention it, but you see it when you’re trying to tie everything down…

”Anchoring is the customer’s responsibility.” is an understandable position, but provide some ideas on how to do it well - especially for those end panel supports. I rigged some EMT straps that ended getting in the way of the ratchets, but it worked out. I guess.

I might yank it all down and start over next year.

I hate concrete anchors.
Hammer drills are beautiful things, though. I suggest getting one at the beginning of a project like this rather than when you have just one or two holes left to drill.

It doesn’t seem to be taught enough. I don’t know. We’ll see how it fairs over the winter.

I’m going to run a Yard Sentinel critter annoyance device inside, and try to plug up the gaps with wood, chewing gum, and a mix of belly button lint and wood glue. I’m not after hermetically sealed, but close… whatever. The storage places I’ve used were farms. So, I’m probably miles ahead even though we do have critter issues in the neighbourhood.
 
I could connect something like that right to my garage, looping around the door... if'n it wasn't longer than my driveway. 😶
 
I've had a 12 x 20 shelter in my driveway since before your Charger arrived for its final go-round.
A few things I've learned:

My house faces north, and the wind off of Lake Huron in the winter can be brutal. As much as you may dis-like concrete anchors, you might want to seriously consider them. After all, the shelter does have all the aero properties of a small barn... I placed concrete patio stones over the base pipes just for extra insurance when the structure was fully enclosed.

Whichever direction your prevailing winds blow, leave the leeward side unsealed to the ground if possible. Under a plastic tarp-dome, you'll need a bit of airflow if you don't want the contents inside to be dripping wet due to air temp & humidity changes that we get through the winter.

Make sure you're insurance company is aware of the New Porker's sleeping arrangements. Make sure your homeowner's company is, too. Insurance companies LOVE to deny claims based on in-complete information.

Trim any dead tree branches within a few hundred feet. Stretched tarps are seemingly favoured targets of branches wishing to relocate in winter...
 
im not sure how well its "skin" hold up to the elements (UV)but i can tell you that a cheep silver HF tarp wrapped over/under the whole thing makes for a nice "disposable" skin when the sun inevitably destroys it..100$ every 5-7 years for a disposable skin aint bad

so long as you have some form of air flow thru you will be all the more happy about it..and yes anchor that bastage into the concrete!
 
Oh, it’s anchored to the concrete.
I just hated doing it.

Good points on the airflow and insurance.

I face west and the front opening of this will get most of the weather blasted right at it.
 
I would imagine that being between two Great Lakes, it gets pretty brisk there wind-wise... not "east end of Superior" brisk, I'm sure, but brisk nonetheless.

If there's one thing I hated about Escanaba it was the constant wind, and that's on the eastern shore of Lake Michigan. It might have only been 5-10MPH most of the time, but it never stopped.
 
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It’s usually not TOO bad here as I’m below the Niagara Escarpment and closer to Lake Ontario.
The lake moderates the climate a bit and the escarpment provides some protection. It’s why this area is a good zone for growing grapes.
A lot of the nasty weather stays up on the escarpment or out over the lake, but once in a while the winds shift and we get a wild one.
 

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