My wife would leave me..

[dodgechargerfan]

and restoman would go into hiding or at least not answer my calls.

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[Dr.Jass]

Yeah, she would.

In that car, you don't vacuum the carpets, you swab the deck... and everyone riding in it has to call each other "matey" or "scurvy knave."

 

[65furyIII]

But you could operate a Starbucks out of the trunk and have it paid for in no time.