My very-first hire ever!

Dr.Jass

Dr.Jass

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I needed a part-time driver. I heard about someone looking for a part-time job who'd worked in a quick-lube place, spent plenty of time in the pits at the local track, and had a good work ethic and attitude.

I got the resumé. I was suitably impressed. References not even listed on the resumé were very positive. We went through the whole interview process, where it was explained there might be times I need someone to come in on a moment's notice, and if it's slow that person might be sent home. Said applicant was OK with this.

Drug test, criminal history, and driving record came back clean.

The perfect hire... if only I could provide full-time hours to such a potential good employee, but part time works for now.

This is who I hired. No, it's not a look-alike, it is an actual photo the person now slingin' parts and drivin' delivery at Auto Value of Iron Mountain:

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So, how'd I do for my first hire? :hmmm:
 
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Go fuck yourself. Actually, though not as young and beautiful, my lead cashier is quite good looking. She has an ass to die for. I know-I've almost perished several times just looking at it in the jeans.
 
You forgot about one other prerequisite.......:tats:



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The best thing about it is that there's a sense of humor there, too. One of my more-perverted customers called after her second delivery to his shop. Tony is probably 6'3", 300lbs... not the most svelte he-man on the planet. He said, "Tell your delivery gal to quit staring at my ass! I told her, but she won't listen!" She's worked a total of 3 days, and has gotten a lot of perverted comments already. She takes 'em all in stride and laughs about it. She promised to try and stop looking at Tony's ass, even though he swears she can't because "I know, it's like a muffin." :D She about died laughing when I had to send her to his shop today, and offered her my sunglasses so "he wouldn't see the longful gaze."

For the sake of wrecking someone's day tomorrow... here she is without the winter jacket, guys:

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You realize that all your hiring can only go downhill from here.

Those pictures come with her resume?
 
gunbunny said:
That should boost the outside sales. :gaga:
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"Hi, Auto Value? This is Bill, down at Bill's Bailing Wire Auto Repair. We need some, uh, parts and stuff. We don't care what you send, just have the girl deliver them, k?"

:)
 
The International dealer across the street does the exact same thing, and for good reason. We, however, have two male delivery drivers who barely speak a word of english.:(
 
65furyIII said:
You realize that all your hiring can only go downhill from here.

Those pictures come with her resume?
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Actually, I just typed her name into Google and the site where they're posted was the first link that appeared.

She's already getting that "comfortable old shoes" feeling with the customers, too, which is great because she's funny and they love it. She even gave Stretch a little shit today. But my single-most-perverted customer, on her very first delivery to his shop, had to make a comment to her... and she fed him raw crow:

Bucky--who's in his 50s--said, "Wow! Hold still a minute... I need to get a good mental picture. Click. Perfect."

She cheerfully responded, "Now that you've got it, make sure you've got extra hand lotion for tonight!" and walked out the door with a little more hip-swing than necessary... and she told me about this. Bucky never said a word to me. :D

Very possibly the perfect hire. :dance:
 
My lead cashier's register is right in front of the office door. When I'm in the office, I often get distracted by her jean-clad excellent ass. I've actually almost reached out and grabbed it purely from instinct on several occasions.

It's kinda like seeing a piece of furniture upholstered with an interesting texture-you tend to rub it just to see what it feels like.
 
You know, if her aspirations are truly modeling, that environment is a pretty good place to learn to deal with perverted a-holes :)
 
Actually, by age 24, I'm sure she's heard that joke so many times it's probably not funny to her anymore... trust me, people thinking themselves creative have tried for three decades, but no one's come up with a joke on my first name that my older brother hadn't already come up with by the time I was 7.

But of course to those of us that just met her the Gifford connection is immediate.

After she left Stretch's shop for the first time, making that same play on names, he told the shop manager, "I think I'll call her 'The Giff'."

Manager's response? "From heaven?" :D

I don't think her aspirations run towards truly becoming a model, but my guess is that she thought, "What the hell... if I can pick up a few bucks modeling, why not?" She knows she's attractive but isn't the least-bit conceited about it... I think she's more of the attitude of being thankful for good genes but doesn't expect her looks to carry her through life. No, this one's a worker and a good worker at that.
 
Very nice Doc....:2thumbs:

We hired a cute young lady to drive truck for us lately. She's 24 and been driving rigs since she was 19. She's about 5 feet and 100lbs and quite cute....and can go toe to toe with pretty much any trucker out there.....[smilie=::
 
To put a twist on your old mantra from the Esky store...."Keep your penis out of the employees, Keep your penis out of the employees, Keep your penis out of the employees, Keep your penis out of the employees...." :bwuhaha:


Oh and my girlfriend thinks you're a pig. :D
Wimmenz..:rolleyes:
 
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Fishy said:
To put a twist on your old mantra from the Esky store...."Keep your penis out of the employees...."
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Yeah, yeah... I need good employees more than I need another A-list conquest. She's too good an employee to risk shenanigans that might screw with the good things she brings to the store. No, it has nothing to do with looks. The woman's truly a worker.

And FYI, despite opportunity, I did hold true to my Esky mantra. At least with the boss. :dance:

Fishy said:
Oh and my girlfriend thinks you're a pig. :D
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Yeah? No shit. I'm male. I'm sitting here in a Viagra surgical cap drinking beer and looking at porn with a sink full of undone dishes, four unfinished Jass Hole stories and a tech article 3/4 done... and though I should be washing that laundry, having it stacked atop my bed keeps me extra-warm. :D

The only difference between me and other males, when it comes to being a pig, is that I don't have to hide my porcine ways to impress someone. :dance:
 
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