Lost in Nova Scotia

[dodgechargerfan]

Only the Cannookians would get this - maybe some New Yorkers and Michiganites - maybe.


Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?"

The blonde waitress leaned over the counter and says, "Tiiimmmmm Horrrrttonnnns"

 

[Spawn]

lmao..... not familiar with the area... but understand the punch line....

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[giowest]

:bwuhaha:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

lmao..... not familiar with the area... but understand the punch line....

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

Same here LMFAO

 

[restoman]

Ahhhh.
Tim Hortons - a cornucopia of awesomeness.

 

[ORVIL]

could you xplain that to me? ---hahahahahaha

 

[68R/T]

I've been there ..........and it's not funny.













:bwuhaha:

 

[ORVIL]

Ahhhh.
Tim Hortons - a ___(((((cornucopia )))))of awesomeness.

------------- i didn,t know you knew that word RESTO. i do know this tho - it,s a newfie word --- i seen it on tv:bwuhaha: . smart huh?

 

[6pkrunner]

Timmies is the Ken Adian version of legalized prostitution or crack houses, but much nicer and more addictive. A person can do without skin or drugs, but not a Timmies.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

like Dunkin Donuts

 

[Jr.]

like Dunkin Donuts

But multiplying faster than rabbits on viagra.

 

[Fishy]

like Dunkin Donuts

More like a Starbucks. They are the McDonalds of the coffee world as far as they are EVERYwhere!!!

 

[dodgechargerfan]

nah! Starbucks doesn't do doughnuts.

Tim's does coffee plain - except for the cappucino stuff that comes out of a machine like a soda pop.

and you can get breakfast WITH a coffee for about the same price as a coffee from Starbucks.

"America runs on Dunkin Donuts"
"Tim Horton? He was a Prime Minister or sumtin', eh?"



Trivia:
Tim Horton was an NHL hockey player.
The first Tim Horton's coffee shopped opened in Hamilton, ON
Tim Horton died in a car accident.
They found "LSD" in the trunk of his car - Last Saturday's Doughnuts.

:xl:

 

[Spawn]

DCF for the trivia do we pic which answer we like? or are they all statements? you lost me there

 

[Fishy]

MGS, those are all true.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

MGS, those are all true.

yep

 

[6pkrunner]

I can't comment on the devotion level of a Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts fan, but I do know that there are Timmies fans who would kill you (seriously) if you got in their way while getting a double double, or triple triple.
I like mud myself. I'm not a real fan of the donuts though.

 

[Fishy]

I can't comment on the devotion level of a Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts fan, but I do know that there are Timmies fans who would kill you (seriously) if you got in their way while getting a double double, or triple triple.
I like mud myself. I'm not a real fan of the donuts though.

Yeah where I work we get ALOT of Tims cups just left on shelves...one guess which side of the border they come from...

 

[6pkrunner]

There was actually a proposal by the provincial government here to put a 15 cent tax on coffee sold in disposable cups as they are knee deep along the highway. They wanted Timmies to offer more refillable mugs to cut down on the litter. Needless to say the populus near;ly revolted about a 15 cent Timmie tax.
A bit of crying and compalining when gas went from 80 cents a liter to $1.30, but almost a palace revolt over a Timmie tax.