dodgedifferent2
hung like a stud field mouse and
"The following is a bit of a list from insurance forms completed by owners of vehicles involved in every day type accidents, although after reading them you will no doubt be left wondering just how much of an every day occurrence some of them really are. One thing is for sure, they are definitely not self explanatory.
* Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
* The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
* I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
* A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
* The car was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
* In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprung up obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.
* I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
* To avoid hitting the bumper bar of the parked car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
* My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle.
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
* I told the Police I was not injured but in removing my hat I found that I had fractured my skull.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
* The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
* I saw the slow moving sad faced old gentleman as he bounced of the hood of my car.
* I was thrown from the car as it lost the road. It was found in a ditch by some cows.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck the front of my car.
* I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passenger then left immediately for vacation with injuries.
* Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
* The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
* I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
* A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
* The car was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
* In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprung up obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.
* I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
* To avoid hitting the bumper bar of the parked car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
* My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle.
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
* I told the Police I was not injured but in removing my hat I found that I had fractured my skull.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
* The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
* I saw the slow moving sad faced old gentleman as he bounced of the hood of my car.
* I was thrown from the car as it lost the road. It was found in a ditch by some cows.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck the front of my car.
* I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passenger then left immediately for vacation with injuries.
