> > FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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> > Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in
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> > liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
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> > suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
> literally
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> > pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
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> > drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails,"
"highballs"
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> > and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new
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> > concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO".