I guess I need to learn....

Stretch

Stretch

Hey! There’s no easy button for a body like this!
I guess I need to learn to be responsible now. Chrissie and I are expecting our first child.

The O.B. doctor asked us if we knew how this happened. I was shocked by the stupidly of his question so I replied with the first thing that popped into my mind.

“You know I did laundry and washed our underwear together and the next thing I know, she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t get to do the laundry any more hey babes.”

The look on the Dr.’s face was priceless.

Chrissie and I laughed.

The Dr. chuckled.
:bwuhaha:
 
Stretch said:
“You know I did laundry and washed our underwear together and the next thing I know, she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t get to do the laundry any more hey babes.”
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:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:


Again congrats, so happy for you two! :)
 
Congrats! Your life as you know it is now over.

Seriously...........you are doomed.

haha (from a mom of four):D
 
Congrats. Things will indeed change, but it will only introduce a new source of finding out who rules the house. Sad news for you Strech is it ain't going to be you. :toot: Good times are ahead and I wouldn't have changed it in my life. This will fill a void that you may not have known was there before. :xl:
 
good luck and start squirling away as much fun stuff as you can...you wont be able to afford it later
 
Congrates Stretch!

in the wash? :wtf: So THAT's how it happens. :hmmm:


I'm never ever doing laundry again.


:toot:
 
A baby! Finally, something that will be able to tear Stretch away from a televised Red Wings game. :dance:

:D :D :D

Congrats once again, old friend.
 
Congrats!!!

I'll tell ya the only thing more fun than raising your own kids is baby-sitting theirs... load 'em up with sugar and send 'em home to mommy and daddy..
 
Congrats, nuttin better than having your own little ones running around... especially if they are as much into cars as Dad is...
 
dodgechargerfan said:
Congrats!!!

I'll tell ya the only thing more fun than raising your own kids is baby-sitting theirs... load 'em up with sugar and send 'em home to mommy and daddy..
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That's why my girls, 5 and 7 year old, won't go to sleep before 10PM after the grandparents have 'em....:D

Your life is over basicly until they are 5-7 years old...I'm fianlly starting to come out of the woodwork and see my buddies again.
 
thrashingcows said:
Your life is over basicly until they are 5-7 years old...I'm fianlly starting to come out of the woodwork and see my buddies again.
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And by the time the kids are teens, your buddies are too old to stay out after dark. :doh:
 
Thanks for the words of encouragement. After all of the stories my boss has been telling me about his three teen age daughters and other buddies telling me about there boys I’m starting to hope it’s a puppy.:D
 
How does it go? When they are two their favorite word is "NO!" and when they hit three, it's "Why?" I don't know, just my experience. Congrats!!
 
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