Harrassment

[6pkrunner]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

 

[6pkrunner]

 

[6pkrunner]

Women and their mixed messages

A husband, in his back yard, is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

 

[XLR8R]

ROFL!!!! Those are grrrreat!

 

[dustergal]

:clap: :dance:

 

[leBaronA38]

Lol!!!

 

[BootHead]

tail haha

 

[onehellofadart]

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