Gorgeous Ex-Girlfriend........

[dustergal]

[FONT=&quot]I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic[/FONT][FONT=&quot] times we used to enjoy together. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. [/FONT]​

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'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, bald older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. [/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Anyway, she giggled again and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' [/FONT]​

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So I told her to fuck off.[/FONT]​

 

[Dr.Jass]

 

[J.C. Corbett]

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[FONT=&quot]So I told her to fuck off.[/FONT]​

Still don't regret that decision.:shifty:

 

[BootHead]

a shallow lot we are ,eh? Got pics?

 

[thrashingcows]

a shallow lot we are ,eh? Got pics?

:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha: