CONFUCIUS SAY:

[viking]

"Woman who springs on innerspring this spring,
gets offspring next spring."



"Before becoming master fisherman,
must be master baiter."



"Sex on beach is like American beer - very near water."



"Woman who pounce on dead rooster,
go down on limp co ck."



"Man who buy drowned cat,
must pay for stinking wet pus sy."



"Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed."



"Man who keep feet firmly on ground,
have trouble putting on pants!"



"Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine"


and some chinese proverbs . . . . . .


Man who drive like hell bound to get there.


Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


Man who lives in glass house should
change clothes in basement.


Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.


Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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[XLR8R]

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[383duster]

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Drinking Bud-light* again Vik? everytime you drink you post funny things [smilie=a:

drink it more!! [smilie=b:

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[Rapidus]

Man who walk sideways through turnstyle at airport, going to Bangkok.

 

[OrphanedV8s]

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Dave!

 

[restoman]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[Hemi Cuda]

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[beeper*71]

"Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed."

So true...