ORVIL
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Four friends go hunting bear up in Canada in big, black bear country. Three of them are pretty experienced and one is a real newbie, but really keen to bag a bear. All the way up in the car, and then the bush plane he can’t stop talking about how he’s going to bag a bear.
They all get to camp and turn in for the night. Next morning really early the newbie grabs a 30-30 that his friends have fixed him up with and heads out to hunt bear.
Not far from camp he comes across a huge black male, who takes one look at him and charges. He fires but the bear keeps coming. When he reaches the shooter he stops, rears up and says,
“You’ve made me mad, but I’m going to give you a choice. Either I tear off your head or I let you live and I have my way with you.”
Not wanting to die our guy takes the second choice. When the bear is finished with him the guy drags his ass back to the camp where the others are just getting ready. When he tells them what happened they nearly kill themselves laughing. They tell him that he didn’t have enough fire power and they fix him up with a 12 Gauge and some slugs.
Next morning early, off goes our guy. He runs into the same huge bear, who charges, and he lets go with both barrels and misses. The bear doesn’t seem affected and reaches the newbie and says,
“Well, I’m getting really pissed, but I’ll give you the same two choices.
Well when it’s over the poor guy crawls back to the cabin and tells his sad story.
His friends tell him again that he is under gunned and they give him the elephant gun.
More determined than ever to bag his bear he goes out earlier than ever and tracks down the bear. It’s the same big, black bear. He takes careful, steady aim with the heavy rifle and fires. The recoil is so strong that it knocks him over.
He’s lying there flat on his back and when the bear comes up to him, he rears up full height and says,
“You’re not really here for the hunting, are you?”:bravo:
They all get to camp and turn in for the night. Next morning really early the newbie grabs a 30-30 that his friends have fixed him up with and heads out to hunt bear.
Not far from camp he comes across a huge black male, who takes one look at him and charges. He fires but the bear keeps coming. When he reaches the shooter he stops, rears up and says,
“You’ve made me mad, but I’m going to give you a choice. Either I tear off your head or I let you live and I have my way with you.”
Not wanting to die our guy takes the second choice. When the bear is finished with him the guy drags his ass back to the camp where the others are just getting ready. When he tells them what happened they nearly kill themselves laughing. They tell him that he didn’t have enough fire power and they fix him up with a 12 Gauge and some slugs.
Next morning early, off goes our guy. He runs into the same huge bear, who charges, and he lets go with both barrels and misses. The bear doesn’t seem affected and reaches the newbie and says,
“Well, I’m getting really pissed, but I’ll give you the same two choices.
Well when it’s over the poor guy crawls back to the cabin and tells his sad story.
His friends tell him again that he is under gunned and they give him the elephant gun.
More determined than ever to bag his bear he goes out earlier than ever and tracks down the bear. It’s the same big, black bear. He takes careful, steady aim with the heavy rifle and fires. The recoil is so strong that it knocks him over.
He’s lying there flat on his back and when the bear comes up to him, he rears up full height and says,
“You’re not really here for the hunting, are you?”:bravo:
