Barracuda article on a local TV station's site

Oh, because her name's Jennifer? I'd be inclined to agree if that's why you said that.
 
Of course that's why I said that. It's the First Rule of Women, as established by my friend Jack and I almost 25 years ago: If her name is Jen, Jenny, Jennifer, or any variant thereof, she's automatically batshit crazy. I tentatively included my own cousin in that equation at the time, not wanting to be mean to family, but she's since proven me correct half a dozen times over. I deal with her husband almost daily at work and I've told him, "Fuck you, I'm adopted!" more times than I can count when he tries the ol' "She's your family!" comment.

My guess is that Barracuda Jen in your news story makes no mention of her husband/boyfriend because she's already killed him. Her son's father? Probably a random one-nighter she carved up and ate.
 
It's funny, I thought you were saying that and I thought it must have been based on a conversation with me at some point. As it turns out, no, you obviously did not get that from me, which means you're another independent source. Jim and I arrived at the same conclusion a number of years ago. The only Jennifer I know that isn't crazy is a dog. Literally a canine.
 
Yes. I can attest to the fact that the "crazy scale" goes from one to Jen!
 
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