At this haunted North Texas house, the ghosts will 'freak' you all night long

[b-body-bob]

The ghosts at this supposedly haunted house in Gainesville reportedly like to talk dirty. They're "sexual," the owner says. "There’s no other way to put it."

At this haunted North Texas house, the ghosts will 'freak' you all night long

 

[Dr.Jass]

Well, that's no fun. It sounds like a spectral sausage party, with only mildly-misogynistic meat-whistle manifestations pursuing potential premature ouijaculation. Nary a phallus-fondling female phantom to be found? No presence of poltergeist poontang? No hovering hookers handling haunted hard-ons nor supernatural snatch servicing spirit schlong?

That's no fun a'tall.