Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may
I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I
will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question
you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From
the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The
official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous
instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
Father." Next!
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may
I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I
will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question
you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From
the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The
official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous
instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
Father." Next!
