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Actually, the book wasn't all that great, but I kept reading to find out wtf was up with the car. I still don't know.
 
dodgechargerfan said:
Ever read Steven King's "From a Buick 88?"
That car is an angel compared to those that shall remain nameless
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I actually enjoyed that reading, it left much to your imagination, and left ya hanging for more....
 
a12bee said:
We should pool together and buy gio's mint survivor example, I mean how many mile could be on it?
Then somehow limp it up across the country to 6k house. A few dozen boxes and resistors, a battery or two. We could do this. :)
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:bwuhaha: I'll stop by tonight and find out what there asking for it..........Watch they'll just throw the keys at me[smilie=f:
 
giowest said:
Watch they'll just throw the keys at me[smilie=f:[/quote]


-and one would need keys for one these contraptions - why? The mock conveyance device's doors may be locked but the doorway to Hell is an open gate. And if you are thinking about needing keys for the ignition switch, then I severely split my guts laughing. You want to practice your imagination? Turn the switch and make broom brrom noises? You may get a faint "click, clickk" of a relay - or if you are really really really really good you'll get to hear a gear reduction starter grind away in total frustation trying to achieve the impossible. Then a rear side window will fall out, the rear end will shatter, a rotor will seize for no reason, the bottom tank will fall off the radiator, the power circuit for the driver's seat will fry and jam the seat in the furtherst forward position, the power door locks will - and stay that way, the main bulkhead harness will fry taking out both the engine compartment harnesses and dash harness, the trunk harness will develop a short that will stay even if you completely remove the rear harness.
And that, poor sap, will take place in the first 10 minutes. After that the serious stuff begins........
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But all that stuff is racer tape-able. Well, except for the portal to hell thing. How bad could that be?
 
Ever notice how the survivor cars are almost always green green?:hmmm:
 
a12bee said:
But all that stuff is racer tape-able. Well, except for the portal to hell thing. How bad could that be?
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rofl :clap:


Sir, you have an optomism that reminds me of what life was like. May you never encounter one of these that will render you into a quivering mass of protoplastic goo....with a roll of racer tape of course.
 
there comeing for you
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there comeing for you
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Oh - this is just fargin' cruel!! No need to get like that at all.:bwuhaha:

The only cop car that a kid on a tricycle can outrun. However the evil and fear and loathing it projects up to a 37 lightyear radius will nullify and jellify the most case hardened criminal.
 
a12bee said:
It looks fairly innocent. And you're sure it's the _car_ mr. 6pk?
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Sounds like the police of Whitchapel in the fall of 1888. "Well it must be them girls running and falling on their scissors and knives and such. 'cor blimey, that's it fair 'nuf guv'nor." "We all know Mary Nicholls can't walk with any form of sharp instrument, and ole Annie Chapman was unsteady at the best o' times. So yup it was indeed them that did it to themselves for sure."
 
See? It's all a matter of perspective. There now, don't you feel just a bit silly?
We'll discuss your limited/monitored societal 're-integration' therapy after the night terrors are a little less frequent.
<insert fury ambulance picture>
It will all be just fine.
 
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