mopar_man
Good time party boy
...what a fantastic year *runs and hides*
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972...4624202375QQcategoryZ6210QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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1972...
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leBaronA38
Tank driver
that's a monaco. the fury is cooler
*ducks*
*ducks*
6pkrunner
I think I'm pleasurin' myself but I'm just
Ahhh the plebs crawl out and decide to display rather large paper bags filled to capacity with cherry flavoUred ignorance. Much like the van load of teenagers who break down in front of the old haunted house, you know not at all of what terror may befall you in a split second. Gnawing your own extremities off would be sheer delight in comparison to the horror that could befall your unkempt hides. Let's take for example the following unaware neophyte response
Notice how the poor individual actually wades into the pool to poke the slumbering crocodile? But should said reptile remove parts from his body that he was rather fond of, he would be astonished and dismayed. Much like explaining the theory of relativity to a Ubangi tribesman, you cannot comprehend the hatred that could be displayed toward you instantly.
leBaronA38 said:
Notice how the poor individual actually wades into the pool to poke the slumbering crocodile? But should said reptile remove parts from his body that he was rather fond of, he would be astonished and dismayed. Much like explaining the theory of relativity to a Ubangi tribesman, you cannot comprehend the hatred that could be displayed toward you instantly.
gomopar440
Livin' my life...one gas station at a time.
6pkrunner said:
:wtf:
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having:quaff: .:bwuhaha:
6pkrunner
I think I'm pleasurin' myself but I'm just
Tis no existance at all XL. Einstein proved it decades ago with his E=MC2 equation. Where E= shell of existance after not surviving that which shall remain nameless and M=undercoating on an A body at a higher than normal temperature and C= green B body rear luggage compartment waterproofing strip. So take those two and cube them and using the inverse reverse proportional life sucker , what was once a joyous experience of animation becomes the Hell of no escape.
6pkrunner
I think I'm pleasurin' myself but I'm just
Da-ho said:
Well by definition demolition derby has 2 or more vehicles that collide into each other. That would have to mean that one or more of them is capable of movement. If there could ever be such a hellish venue where those that shall remain nameless were involved it wouldn't be a demolition derby but the crowd watching in disgust as the teams labored ineffectualy to get them started. About as much fun as watching paint dry or grass grow, but to see the team members reduced to bowls of blathering mindless jelly as their efforts are proven to be in vain may hold some interest for some. Unless steam catapults, gravity, or the powerful field of hatred which they can cause to be generated was used. But those that remain nameless can throw up such a blanket of contempt for all around, they can suck the functionnality out of items around them. So the steam catapult would be rendered useless - gravity too. But the field of hatred does indeed work supremely.
6pkrunner
I think I'm pleasurin' myself but I'm just
a12bee said:We should pool together and buy gio's mint survivor example, I mean how many mile could be on it?
Then somehow limp it up across the country to 6k house. A few dozen boxes and resistors, a battery or two. We could do this.
Oh oh - Jimmy Smartie Pants huh? Well just for a small heads up all the resistors and batteries in Kingdom Come couldn't get one of these things to start. You are thinking like these are some mere mechanical device that must obey physical and electrial properties and follow the rules of internal combustion - I'll bet?
HA! - thankfully that shows that you have had no involvement with these demon spawn creatures. They only assume the shape of an automotive conveyance device. There is absolutely nothing about them that will respond to "mechanical applications" Much like the Monkfish or Angler fish uses photochemical reaction to lure in its prey, these look like harmless vehicles. DO NOT be fooled- they are not!!!!!!!! These have been spawned by the Prince of Darkness (not Lucas Electrics) to slowly gain your trust and them begin their master plan of sucking the very will to live from you. The gestation period is a slow and steady progress so you do not notice that your life is being wrent asunder. You are talking about something that makes 1970-1980s Jaguars look like pinnacles of engineering. Yugos are golden icons of perfection.
But if you so naively thing that a handful of resistors and several thousand batteries wil make that creature actually motivate by itself, they you have both my blessing and my warning.
As is written above the gates at the docking point on the wrong side of the River Styx "Abandon All Hope Yee Who Enter Here"
Try if you insist, but be known you have been warned. And I can use the company in what I laughingly call what's left of this shell of an existance.
Ever read Steven King's "From a Buick 88?"
That car is an angel compared to those that shall remain nameless
That car is an angel compared to those that shall remain nameless
6pkrunner
I think I'm pleasurin' myself but I'm just
dodgechargerfan said:
That particular SK item I have not read (gave up on SK at Misery as I found it to be just that, misery trying to get through it) but if it follows the lines of Christine or so, then these are pillars of virginal pureness compared to.......well you know.
As Monty Python's skit altered the actual saying "I've seen grown men pull their own 'eads off rather than talk to Doug." Doug Dinsdale was merely the personification of that which yet again remains nameless. Although to get the skit past the BBC censors most of the hatred, contempt, and disembowelment was left out of the skit as oposed to the actual events.