1 day, maybe..Ramblings of a demented parts whore..

Mark Nixon

Mark Nixon

The Best Fun In The World Is Right There,
One day, maybe soon...

I'll have a "Camper Hauler", from which I will live, breathe, eat and sleep junkyards, merrily chopping and dismantling poor, defenseless Mopars to bits.
I'll be a free agent in the Traveling Parts Whore Club, with the camper-hauler to procure and pimp my (invaluable) wares (you guess WHICH kind! :D ).

I'll find HemiDusters, 6 Pack Valiants and Convertible Chargers by the dozens and slay them with my mighty sawzall, drill and torches, exacting total destruction and mayhem with every stroke of the aforementioned tools of choice.
It will be a dirty, lonely life, but I would be known far and wide for my evil laughter as I merrily piece these hunks of metal we call cars into that Great Iron Pile in the sky.

Soon, VERY SOON, my twisted, demented friends...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!!:D :D :D

Mark.
 
Mark Nixon said:
One day, maybe soon...

I'll have a "Camper Hauler", from which I will live, breathe, eat and sleep junkyards, merrily chopping and dismantling poor, defenseless Mopars to bits.
I'll be a free agent in the Traveling Parts Whore Club, with the camper-hauler to procure and pimp my (invaluable) wares (you guess WHICH kind! :D ).

I'll find HemiDusters, 6 Pack Valiants and Convertible Chargers by the dozens and slay them with my mighty sawzall, drill and torches, exacting total destruction and mayhem with every stroke of the aforementioned tools of choice.
It will be a dirty, lonely life, but I would be known far and wide for my evil laughter as I merrily piece these hunks of metal we call cars into that Great Iron Pile in the sky.

Soon, VERY SOON, my twisted, demented friends...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!!:D :D :D

Mark.
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A true Mopar Hero!!:D
 
Everyone hide your daughters (and Alberto) Mark got a pimpmobile!!! :dance:
 
Gotta love a man with a plan. Keep focused on the great vision and it may...nay shall come true. A 60 foot camper with an indoor 'ho house and garage bay with parts storage.
 
Aye, but me needs to fulfill me own heart, 1st-us!

A 60 foot camper is a castle (Hmm, I do know of an old mid-'70s Dodge Schoolbus and it appears I have a spare Cummins, now....:hmmm: ).
This'll be a 15 footer on the front of an old, heavy duty, car trailer.

It's all I have and it'll be a cheap investment for my forays into the world as a demented yard-hopper.[smilie=i:

Anyone priced Motels lately? [smilie=2:
I can get nearly 300 miles down the road for the CHEAP ones, much further for the "moderately priced" ones!

Mark.
 
space at 50461 we'll tell the landlord i bought a new minivan

i can show u some 80s charger crap and various sun-dry

bring a 'stension cord
 
You are still welcome to come for a visit any time, I have 10 acres here so we have room. *Runs out to the shop to hide all sawzalls and torch gauges*:doh:
 
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