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  1. Yokmoni

    Something special for the dogs

    Banana and Peanut Butter Chew Sticks Ingredients: 1 ripe banana, mashed ½ cup natural peanut butter (ensure it’s xylitol-free) 1½ cups whole wheat flour (for a grain-free option, you can use oat flour) Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment...
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    ARROZ CON POLLO

    ARROZ CON POLLO ¾ cup Jasmine rice 2 cups chicken stock or water, (we use homemade stock) 1 tbs vegetable oil 2 garlic cloves 1 tsp whole cumin to crush ½ tsp coarse black pepper or peppercorns 1-2 tsp salt to taste 1 dash of oregano or to preference ¼ to ½ cup tomato sauce, preference ⅓ cup...
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    Mistress getting some love.

    We've been sitting for awhile growing dirt and the cost of 110 octane is just stupid and life had a few plans itself. So after all the life drama, messing with other projects and such we scrape up a few dollars for our favorite toy. We decided on a big inch pump gas motor. Slow process of...
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    Time for some art

    Seen Jesters Hank Hill picture. Not related to the topic.
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    Gourmet chili dogs

    the chili: * 2 Tbs extra-virgin olive oil * 1 medium yellow onion, finely diced * 1 package chili man chili powder * 16 oz ground beef (93/7 is the best) * 1/2 cup red wine * 1 (14.5 oz) can diced fire roasted tomatoes * 2 (14.5 oz cans black beans * 2 Tbs. brown sugar * 2 Tbs. honey * 1/2 cup...
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    Pablo's mothers soup

    This is a super easy soup that I stole/borrowed/copied. Pablo is a nice young man who is dating the daughter of a nice woman I use date and his mother taught him how to cook, very very well. Bless her heart. Any way. here's what you need. makes about a gallon. ingredients: 1 16oz bag of...
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    Beat To Death Chicken

    This recipe can be adjusted to feed how ever many faces you need to. Feeds 3 or 1 hungry mofo. 3 fresh chicken breast (thawed frozen can be used) 1 pkg sliced portabella mushrooms (can be switched out for ham or veggie) 1 pkg or 1 lb of bacon cellophane wrap wire rack and a pan that rack fits...
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    OH YEA!

    In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft...
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    Chuchwagon Stew

    2 1/2 pounds beef cubes 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 tablespoon paprika 1 teaspoon chili powder 2 teaspoons salt 3 tablespoons lard....veggie oil works fine 2 sliced onions 1 clove garlic minced....can sub 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1 28-ounce can tomatoes... canned diced tomatoe will work...
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    Hair Removal

    This is funny. (I don't have a clue who wrote this, but...WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with thier promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now....the wax. Read on.... My night begins as any other normal weekend. Come home. fix...
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    Sorry I've been gone.

    Hey Everyone, How's it going? Fine I hope. Sorry I haven't been on to regular but I got hooked on an MMO game called World of Warcraft. It's a pretty fun game, go places, do quest, kill beast and my favorite..PVP or battlegrounds. Something about facing off against another player of oppisite...
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    Blonde guy joke

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch one day, and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'...
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    What Starts with F and ends with K

    What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should...
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    R.U.C.

    my bud sent me some more pictures of this very interesting piece of equipment.
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    Getting Old

    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing...
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    Why I fired my secretary

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy...
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    Always Thinkin

    "Hello is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith... He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."...
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    My Piggybank

    This is my piggybank after buying gas today...
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    Men VS Women

    1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill...
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    FREE BBQ grill

    As every southerner knows it's time to get ready for that all important cooking technique of the south---outdoor Grilling! I have found several stores where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q Grill! This is not a joke. You can get a free BBQ grill from any of the following stores: A&P Costco Food Lion...

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