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[wingnit]

When I was growing up.......my mother taught me "If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all". "Always look for the good in something or someone".
We have one or two members on this board that need to get their heads out of their a$$. Quit being so damned thoughtless and grow the hell up. I know most of it is in good fun, but some of it is downright inconsiderate. Nuff Said..... [smilie=e:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

WTF? [smilie=e: BTW this should be in the Hemi section!

Dave!

 

[dodgechargerfan]

[smilie=e:

 

[383duster]

When I was growing up.......my mother taught me "If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all". "Always look for the good in something or someone".
We have one or two members on this board that need to get their heads out of their a$$. Quit being so damned thoughtless and grow the hell up. I know most of it is in good fun, but some of it is downright inconsiderate. Nuff Said..... [smilie=e:[/quote]

do you want me too go? [smilie=s:

*gets rope*

 

[Dr.Jass]

But... but... I gotta be me! [smilie=e: [smilie=e:

 

[Not A Duster]

[smilie=e:[/quote]

I concur ...

 

[wingnit]

That's the funny part about it. All of you guys that have responded so far are not whom this was intended for. I just didn't want to single out the biggest offender again. The guy doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. I'm sorry I started this thread...just disregard it. Maybe I'm suffering from PMS or something.

 

[383duster]

*throws a beer at Wingnit*

here buddy hope it helps! [smilie=a:

[size=2]think i know who you meen...[/size]

 

[Plum Crazy]

Uh oh, have I offended someone? [smilie=e:

 

[beeper*71]

Maybe I'm suffering from PMS or something.

[smilie=e: [size=1]not touchin that one....[/size] [smilie=e:

 

[Plum Crazy]

I knew reading all those MAD snappy answers to stupid questions when I was younger would get me in trouble![smilie=bunny.gif]


From MAD Magazine Issue 99, December 1965

At Weddings

Don't they make a lovely couple?
A couple of what?

She's a lucky girl to get a guy like him!
She's lucky to get any guy!

She looks all aglow!
She is! They had to tank her up to marry a creep like that!

Sob! I always sniff- cry at weddings! Sob!
Why? All marriages don't have to turn out like ours!

Both of them are so much in love!
Tell me with whom! I love a scandal!

It seems like only yesterday she was a baby!
Have you spoken to her lately? She still sounds like one!

In Hospitals...

And how are we this morning?
Judging by the way I feel and the way you look, I'd say we're both in trouble!

I know someone who had the very same thing last year, and today he's fine!
That was me- and I got it again!

We'll have you up and around before you know it!
And probably before I'm ready!

After all- what are friends for?
I'll let you know when I make some!

I just dropped by! I can only stay a minute!
Don't worry! I'll keep my eye on the clock!

If there's anything you want, don't hesitate to ask!
Okay- shut the door from the outside!

At Family Reunions...

Why don't you ask your cousin to dance?
I would- but I forgot to bring my hand organ!

I remember when I used to hold you on my lap!
I remember when you had a lap!

I hate long goodbyes!
The goodbyes are okay! It's the "hello's" the bug me!

At funerals...

Well, at least his troubles are over!
So are his wife's!

Why him??
Got somebody else in mind?

He had so much to live for!
Like what, f'rinstance?

What can you say at a time like this?
Anything but that!

At least he didn't suffer!
How do you know he's not suffering now?

He looks so natural!
You should have seen him a week ago!

 

[73roadrunner]

Sorry Wing...... [smilie=e:

 

[jodaddy1]

yeah sorry here too!!!
if I have offended anyone................screwit I'm outta here

 

[mopar_man]

If you gotta problem, take it up with the person you have a problem with.

 

[wingnit]

If you gotta problem, take it up with the person you have a problem with.

You know what M_M? You're right! I'll do it privately too. Check your PM box.


As for everyone else, please accept my apology. It seems that those that don't offend are always the ones apologizing for the actions of others.

 

[barney]

We have one or two members on this board that need to get their heads out of their a$$. Quit being so damned thoughtless and grow the hell up.

Is it me? Did I do some thing wrong? I may love chevys but I do respect Mopars or I wouldn't be here. You can bet you won't find me on a FORD board . Sorry I have to draw the line there. If I offend anyone let me know K. [smilie=bunny.gif]

 

[beeper*71]

If I offend anyone let me know K. [smilie=bunny.gif]

Me!! Over here!! Lettin you know.... You smell dammit,when's the last time you took a bath? [smilie=e:

 

[mr340]

Just fer the record, I hope I haven't offended any one person, and if I have, please let me know.. (I strive to be an equal opportunity offender) [smilie=e:

 

[68R/T]

I'm offended by that remark. [smilie=c:

 

[69.5CUDA]

i thought it was "i reserve the right to hate everyone"

have some [smilie=b: a [smilie=bunny.gif] and a [smilie=a:
and you will be [smilie=e: again