Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationshipbetween Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than metthe eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Jennifer and I are just roommates'. About aweek later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother cameto dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to besure. So he sat down and wrote:
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Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'mnot saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remainsthat one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
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Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying thatyou 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jenniferis sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than metthe eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Jennifer and I are just roommates'. About aweek later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother cameto dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to besure. So he sat down and wrote:
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'mnot saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remainsthat one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
_________________________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
___________________________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying thatyou 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jenniferis sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
I'll have to remember that!
