XL-PUTS SAT. ON THE ROAD

ORVIL

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OK-- PICTURE THIS-- XL - comes over and says want to go for a ride? OK..I take my coffee and get in. he fires it up. this car takes me back - waaay back to POWER.RAW unadultrated POWER... he puts it in drive and says hold on. he gives it a Burp and the coffee spills on my jeans. so he says- spilt your coffee . yup. - hold it tight - BURP darn coffee spills on my jeans again. so we come to the corner and the traffic is gone -- now you gotta remember i live in the country. XL knows the backroads as well as i do. he says- can you hold that coffee? so i turn the opening away from me and he Powerbrakes THE THING - SMOKE COMIN OFF THE TIRES COWS HEAD FOR THE BARN AND THE HORSES IN THE FEILD ARE GOING WILD AND BAM WE are across the road and movin as we pass the feild a tractor stops and the kids eyes are BIG. that speed ometer quits at 55.. it.s a mile between sideroads and he slows down and my pants are wet -- from the coffee-----what do ya think -- i love it so he has to blow out the carbon right .. so i look around and WE see nobody - he looks in the mirror and we are doing 30 and he hits it again. flyin like the wind. as we come into a village we drive thru nice and easy. go down to the next main road .. lets see what we can do eh? hold on till I get a drink of this stuff will ya? so we settle back into a smooth rumble out the stacks and slows down to 20 and nobody around but me and him and nobody else to witness it. ready - yup- he hits the floor and she changes gears i watch the tack and she changes again and the tack is readin 55 and she SQUEELS everytime it shifts it gives it all she has and then some and we fly for abouta mile . she says do ya want more and we let her settle down... we come to a stop sign nice and easy and a ghost car goes by.- thats a black cop car- so they go by and i said wanna catch up and she says yes for a short burst cause by now the cops are about a mile ahead and we let the cops go-so he drops me off at the house and leaves and my neighboors are out so he leaves nice and easy until he gets past my house and smokes them ... yup she flies. shes got power and she likes to run. and the weather is nice out. just the sorta day that makes an engine come alive...my wife looks at me as i come in the door and says well whats new--- nothin i said whats for supper...:bwuhaha:
 
YESSERIE DO BOB-- it sure does -- scid dat ally dowop be pop bang sceedadle swoon zowweeeee. ------to much for 1 day --you think?:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
 
I'm assuming Orvil wasn't hallucinating:shifty:

sounds like it was fun, we need brakestand burnout pics next time...
 
Its a nice car for sure, and sounds really decent.



























He never offered to take me for a ride. :(
 
He better come down to Jersey and take me for a ride!!!!!!!!:shifty:



Put this on and he'll be right there. Giddyup!

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Next time wear depends....it wil soak up the coffee. :) thanks for coming with me, no one else will let me drive. :(
Tomorrow, Resto! :) i had to run and pick something up before it closed last might, sorry. ;)
 
Next time wear depends....it wil soak up the coffee. :) thanks for coming with me, no one else will let me drive. :(
Tomorrow, Resto! :) i had to run and pick something up before it closed last might, sorry. ;)
:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:
 
On sale now 2 for 20.99.

"Why, that's so cheap they're disposable. No more messy cleanup!"

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