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hung like a stud field mouse and
Xl and a few other southern moparnuts go bear hunting up in northern Canada. After they unload their gear in the mountain cabin, sandwhich advises them on which rifles to use and how to bag a bear safely. But one of the moparnuts from texas says: "Never mind all that. Which way to the grizzlies?"
Sandwhich points north and warns, "if you go out there without a gun, you're a dead man." The moparnut from texas strolls out the door unarmed. A few minutes later, they see him running towards the cabin at top speed, with a ferocious bear a few strides behind. When tex reaches the door, he flings it open and jumps aside, and the huge bear-unable to stop-hurtles right into the cabin. The moparnut from texas yells to the rest of the moparnuts as he slams the door, "you men skin that one-I'm going after a couple more."
Sandwhich points north and warns, "if you go out there without a gun, you're a dead man." The moparnut from texas strolls out the door unarmed. A few minutes later, they see him running towards the cabin at top speed, with a ferocious bear a few strides behind. When tex reaches the door, he flings it open and jumps aside, and the huge bear-unable to stop-hurtles right into the cabin. The moparnut from texas yells to the rest of the moparnuts as he slams the door, "you men skin that one-I'm going after a couple more."
