Why Ricers get no respect...

[mannye]

Here's an interesting product that shows why these guys are a special breed of moron...
http://www.autodirectsave.com/product/list/2004/Lexus/LS430/Performance_Parts/Turbo_Charger_Kit


This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen! And take a look at the price!!!!!

 

[learical]

Yes, your car TOO can sound bad-ass. Ronco presents the new "Turbo-Matic" simulated turbo kit.

manufacturer not responsible when you actually don't go any faster and still get you butt stomped by real muscle cars.

 

[BootHead]

a rock crimped in the exhaust tip'll do it too, just have valves on order. moped inner tubes clamped to the exhaust makes a nice farty sound.

 

[69.5CUDA]

sad sad sad

 

[dustergal]

manufacturer not responsible when you actually don't go any faster and still get you butt stomped by real muscle cars.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

manufacturer not responsible when you actually don't go any faster and still get you butt stomped by real muscle cars.

or old ladies in Buicks.

 

[71_DEPUTY]

ooooooooo dual horns and everything- I could fart into a micaphone better than that!!!!!!!

 

[Fishy]

Yo I should hook up da Fizzord wif a set and get mad props from my homies yo!




What a bunch of schmucks!! Further proof ricers are all show and no go, all bark and no bite and form over function. :dgt::dgt:

 

[XLR8R]

Oh brother.

 

[Robertson_Tech]

Oh brother.

what he said

 

[Fishy]

Next step in ricer evolution, seats with extra tight belts and vaccuums built into the backs to suck you in and make you think you are actually going really really fast!! Kit comes complete with cardboard cut-outs of your new friends so you won't feel so alone on those rowdy Friday nights!!:dance:

 

[BootHead]

I think Fishy's onto something. How about a radar jammer that makes you appear to double your speed then you can show off all your tickets.

 

[Sublime]

I think I'll order one for my wife's Toyota! lol.

 

[68R/T]

You guys just gave me an idea how to make a mint off of these ricers, say that you can modify the transmission for more speed and change the speedo drive gear so it doubles the reading.

I can hear it now, "Dude, I had my trans modified an' dis ting flies. I was hittin' 170 on the way here an' my gas milage has almost doubled. All for only $300."

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[v8440]

Said by me to some ricer (he was an asshole) contemplating cosmetic "upgrades" on a local car board several years ago:

"The car is already slow and loud. Please don't compound the error by also making it ugly."

 

[BootHead]

You guys just gave me an idea how to make a mint off of these ricers, say that you can modify the transmission for more speed and change the speedo drive gear so it doubles the reading.

I can hear it now, "Dude, I had my trans modified an' dis ting flies. I was hittin' 170 on the way here an' my gas milage has almost doubled. All for only $300."

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

[smilie=i: or "recalibrate" with the pooter

 

[beeper*71]

You guys just gave me an idea how to make a mint off of these ricers, say that you can modify the transmission for more speed and change the speedo drive gear so it doubles the reading.

I can hear it now, "Dude, I had my trans modified an' dis ting flies. I was hittin' 170 on the way here an' my gas milage has almost doubled. All for only $300."

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

Perfect. rofl