Why an F body?

J.C. Corbett

or something.....
I'll tell you why. The price was right, and the car didn't deserve to get crushed. One more project that I really don't need, but what the hell. My pal called me a few weeks ago, and said pick the car up, or it's going to get crushed. It's a 77, originally a 318 car, but my buddy put a six with the six K member in it for mileage. The car has a terrific body, perfect headliner, and perfect fold down rear seat. The paint is original, and it'll polish up nice. Another buddy of mine has a retired Fifth Avenue with a 318, so I think I'll switch K members, add my Ansens, and enjoy the ride.
Suggestions are always welcome.:bravo:
 

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Bastards were gonna crush her? Around here that would get $5000!! :)
Great score!!
 
Needs some shiny wheels and an antenna.....

If you're gonna pillage the 5th ave, I know a guy that needs a taillight....
 
i found a 75 DART. YELLOW WITH 2 6 IN BLACK STRIPES FRONT TO BACK. the body is good with a few bondo cracks and where the seam is where the roof meets the panel. other than that i would drive it. the color caught me cause it is competion yellow and Darts never came with that color but my Maverick did when i painted it with the Grabber stripes. dam near broke my neck and took out 3 cars to see it. I know where it is. and it is close to LONDON. sorry no pics . he wants $ 4500 but he has now become one of the lucky few to get laid off from the auto sector. he needs money . said he sold another one and it went to windsor. so here it is. black gut and has that FAMOUS LEANING TOWER OF POWER.:bwuhaha::) i have his phone #
 
Damn that's CLEAN!!! I'd rock it as is, 'but I'd add some wheels. Damn shame some ass would crush it, glad she was saved...
 
Sweetnes....:2thumbs:

Those pics took me back....a buddy had a white one with red interior and we used to beat the living bageezes out of that thing.....Ahhhh good times...:D

Yup do the 318 swap....and maybe the fifth has a 3.21 suregrip as well....time to do some donuts.....:giggedy:
 
Needs some shiny wheels and an antenna.....

If you're gonna pillage the 5th ave, I know a guy that needs a taillight....
Noted.
DCF, the front seat is mia, and the dash needs to be put back together. They did give me a dash mat, though. It's just like pants for your dash. Keeps people from seeing the crack...:shifty:
 
It's a 77, originally a 318 car, but my buddy put a six with the six K member in it for mileage. The car has a terrific body, perfect headliner, and perfect fold down rear seat. The paint is original, and it'll polish up nice. Another buddy of mine has a retired Fifth Avenue with a 318, so I think I'll switch K members, add my Ansens, and enjoy the ride.
Suggestions are always welcome.:bravo:
Suggestions that I have:

1) It's a '77. Nail the inside of the front frame rails with a pick hammer before you put Penny One into the car, particularly in the toe-board area. That's where they rust, no matter where they spent their life. The front longitudinals rust facing the trans, though they're solid and pretty from the outside.

2) It's a '77. The second-spottiest build-construction year in F-car history. After the pick-hammer test, attempt to remove the K-frame bolts after verifying they're actually all there. I owned a '77 when I lived in GA that was missing a weld nut in the frame, and had left the factory with only 3 bolts holding the K-member in place. As it turned out, that didn't matter because it had shot front longitudinals. It had 38K on the clock and had never left the Atlanta area... generally, that scenario means cars are 20x better than what 69.5 describes West Coast cars to be, since there's not even a hint of salt in Atlanta air.

3) Eat lots of fiber. A healthy poop is good for the body but great for the soul.

4) If you're gonna change the K-member, you might want to consider an engine swap at the same time... bolting that Sicks to the V8 K will be a bitch. :D

5) Suggestion not appearing in this thread.

6) It needs quarter-window louvers, like NOW. The Ansens would rule.

7) Say "Merry Christmas" to everyone you know or meet. If they object because they're Jewish, Druid, heathen or aetheist thank them for saving you the cost of buying them a gift.

8) Use the factory ribs in the fuel tank for strap guides and move the tank over one "notch" toward the passenger side. This allows true dual tailpipes without the stupid Nova-looking method of running the tailpipes outboard of the leaf springs.

9) Nothing says "I love the cock" more than a tongue stud or pierced nipple(s).

10) Get an 8.75" axle and lower shock plates from a 1965-70 B-car. The gears likely won't be any worse than what you've got already, and once you get into the F/M/J/Y groove, you're gonna want to add horsepower. Eventually, the 8.25" won't be enough and God forbid you screw up that pretty sheetmetal via a failed diff or (more likely) broken C-clip. You'll need a longer brake hose, and a real parts guy can find it no problemo.

11) Wipe. Thoroughly.
 
Suggestions that I have:


3) Eat lots of fiber. A healthy poop is good for the body but great for the soul.


9) Nothing says "I love the cock" more than a tongue stud or pierced nipple(s).



11) Wipe. Thoroughly.
In that order????
 
11 great suggestion, there. I prefer to get my fiber from Shredded Wheat. So does my dog. We're on a very similar schedule.:shifty:

I rust checked the car last night on the suggestion of the former owner, and it's stupid clean in all of the critical areas. The K bolts are fine, because the original V8 K was changed to the six 3 years ago. The car does have a sure grip 8 1/4, but I haven't a clue what the gearing is. Before I do anything, I need to save my money & finish the 70. After that, I'll try to part trade the Volare for my pal's 80 4 speed Aspen R/T. If I'm going to be an F body man, that's the one I want.:)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot suggestion 7. Merry Christmas, chumps!:bravo:
 

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