Who want's to be a millionaire

[beeper*71]

My wife and I are watching "Who wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.



I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No." She answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

"Yes." She replied.

Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend."

That's the last thing I remember

 

[ORVIL]

what was the last thing you remembered? ----what i do is this--- if i see a pretty girl on tv or anywhere i give her first dibs- like -- hey what do you think of that? she says i think she is cute- i say i guess-- if she says she is ugly i say i guess- that way i don,t have to call a friend. if you keep that up the friends you will have to invest in are Med. students 4th year. sometimes it is best to just say i am glad i am broke-hahahahaha-rotflmao--ORVIL

 

[BootHead]

"just pretend we aren't together would you do her?" thats when I go for the twix bar.

so ha ha, at least you didn't pole the audience.

 

[ORVIL]

NEVER ASK---is that your final answer---stupid thing you DON,T say---hahahaha

 

[6pkrunner]

Ummm was the friend you phoned XL and his squad of bunny commandos?