What does your dad do for a living?

[71dusterman]

Little David was in his 5th grade class when his teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up---Fireman, Policeman, salesman,
etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Colorado Avalanche, But I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids. :toot:

 

[Fishy]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[gomopar440]

My dad's a Postal Worker...:toot:

 

[69.5CUDA]

i prefer the my dad is dead..or he ran off with mom's caregiver....teachers dont ask you a damn thing for a year

 

[Robertson_Tech]

hay quite picking on the Colorado Avalanche they did enough themselfs