Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
> 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
> take a few inches off of your butt!'
>
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
> comment go un-rewarded.
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
> 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a littl e 'dust' cloud
> appeared when he shook them out.
> 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in
> my underwear?'
>
> She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.
> 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
> take a few inches off of your butt!'
>
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
> comment go un-rewarded.
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
> 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a littl e 'dust' cloud
> appeared when he shook them out.
> 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in
> my underwear?'
>
> She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.
