viking
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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him
in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American
sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Arab in the window seat said,
"I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up" said the American,
"I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up
the American's shoe and spat in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up
his other shoe and spat in it.
When the American returned, they all sat back
and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped
his feet into his shoes and knew immediately
what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred?
This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes."
[smilie=i:
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him
in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American
sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Arab in the window seat said,
"I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up" said the American,
"I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up
the American's shoe and spat in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up
his other shoe and spat in it.
When the American returned, they all sat back
and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped
his feet into his shoes and knew immediately
what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred?
This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes."
[smilie=i:
