XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
> Tongue Twister
>
> A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
> Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the
> guy
> next to him has a black eye,too.
>
> He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
> have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>
> The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It
> was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and
> this
> gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there.
> So,
> instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I
> accidentally
> said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'. so she socked me a good
> one."
>
> The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
> Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the
> breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
> "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally said,
> 'You
> ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch.:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:
>
> A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
> Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the
> guy
> next to him has a black eye,too.
>
> He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
> have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>
> The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It
> was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and
> this
> gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there.
> So,
> instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I
> accidentally
> said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'. so she socked me a good
> one."
>
> The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
> Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the
> breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
> "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally said,
> 'You
> ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch.:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:
