To be fair....

[Sweet Avengence]

I can't just bash the men. Us ladies could use some help too:

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

I've personally already mastered#'s 18 and 23

 

[BootHead]

That was all fun and games. but............. while you were talking my beer ran out

 

[Stretch]

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

I've personally already mastered#'s 18 and 23

Be careful with number 23. Don’t wash your undies together! You can never be too careful when trying to avoid parent hood.:huh:

 

[MyBigBlockDodge]

Love #2. :bwuhaha:

 

[Sweet Avengence]

Be careful with number 23. Don’t wash your undies together! You can never be too careful when trying to avoid parent hood.:huh:

That's how I ended up here.

 

[dustergal]

Be careful with number 23. Don’t wash your undies together! You can never be too careful when trying to avoid parent hood.:huh:

damn...no wonder I ended up with so many kids.

 

[learical]

Be careful with number 23. Don’t wash your undies together! You can never be too careful when trying to avoid parent hood.:huh:

I was just told, "You're not allowed to quit until you produce a daughter." So I have 3 boys, 18, 15, and 11 and 1 girl, 9. "No, dear, Grace doesn't need a little sister."