Foggy
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An old man was quietly sitting on a bench in a mall when a teenager walked up and sat down beside him. He had spiked hair that was dyed all kinds of colours; green, red, orange, blue and yellow. Every time the teen glanced over, the old man was staring. The teen finally says sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer? Never done anything crazy?" Without batting an eye, the old guy replies, "I got real drunk one night, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
