Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
OK, I've exhausted every other option so I've decided to write a letter to the governor to plead my case regarding my driver's license.
I'm stone-dead serious about this, guys. While I don't deny or belittle that which I've done, I think it's a bit ridiculous for me to have had no license for almost 8 years for a 2nd-offense DUI while a friend of mine with a felony 3rd offense will get his license back in two months after less than two years suspended... he got his 3rd while suspended for his second, no less--and he did far less jail time, too.
Currently, my idea is to be serious but not a beggar about my situation. I'm thinking that if I can come across as a likeable guy (I know, that's gonna be a trick) and maybe I've had to pass on opportunities that would have allowed me to live in my own home and though I love my job I despise living downstairs from the constantly-screaming Leadpeds and their jumping children, and having to rent a place when I already own one of which I'm rather fond.
Another job opportunity recently surfaced on which I'll have to pass because of transport; for better or worse it would have represented a huge pay raise for no other reason than the fact I'd not have to spend so much to live here in Esky. I may not have taken it anyway since I love my job here as much as I do, but even so commuting would cost me a lot less than renting another place and paying utilities on it.
The simple facts of the matter are these:
1) My punishment for what I've done has gone beyond the limits of reason, even as dictated by state law, because of the nearly-autonomous entity known as the DLAD (Driver's License Appeal Division), which is a subentity of the Secretary of State.
2) The Secretary of State's office is part of the Executive Branch of the state government; the Secretary of State and her lackeys answer only to the governor (which is why I've gotten nowhere going through my members of Congress).
3) It's an election year, and God knows our incumbent governor needs every bit of help she can get. Doing something reasonable might translate into more votes... or as an outgoing "lame duck", she might pull a Bill Clinton and pardon folks willy-nilly, deserving or not.
4) Gracious and accomodating as they've been, it's got to be wearing on Stretch and Sidekick to take time out of their life together to cart my happy ass back and forth so I can spend time at my home.
I've got a potential prospect that might consider coming to work with me here in Esky; he only lives minutes from my house in Kingsford but I don't know if we can pay him enough to support his family... then again, he works in Milwaukee now and only sees them on the weekend so he might take the cut to spend time at home with the kids each night. Obviously, I'd split fuel and maintenance costs with him for the commuter vehicle, but short of that option I'm stuck with this situation should the guv'nuh not respond... so I'm pinning my hopes on this letter.
I plan to post the letter here upon completion for further review, but before I get too far into it I'd like to get any thoughts or commentary beforehand to guide my hand, so to speak. I don't want to spend a lot of time writing on something universally regarded as a bad idea later.
So, if anyone has anything to suggest or just general thoughts on this, I'd like to hear them.
I'm stone-dead serious about this, guys. While I don't deny or belittle that which I've done, I think it's a bit ridiculous for me to have had no license for almost 8 years for a 2nd-offense DUI while a friend of mine with a felony 3rd offense will get his license back in two months after less than two years suspended... he got his 3rd while suspended for his second, no less--and he did far less jail time, too.
Currently, my idea is to be serious but not a beggar about my situation. I'm thinking that if I can come across as a likeable guy (I know, that's gonna be a trick) and maybe I've had to pass on opportunities that would have allowed me to live in my own home and though I love my job I despise living downstairs from the constantly-screaming Leadpeds and their jumping children, and having to rent a place when I already own one of which I'm rather fond.
Another job opportunity recently surfaced on which I'll have to pass because of transport; for better or worse it would have represented a huge pay raise for no other reason than the fact I'd not have to spend so much to live here in Esky. I may not have taken it anyway since I love my job here as much as I do, but even so commuting would cost me a lot less than renting another place and paying utilities on it.
The simple facts of the matter are these:
1) My punishment for what I've done has gone beyond the limits of reason, even as dictated by state law, because of the nearly-autonomous entity known as the DLAD (Driver's License Appeal Division), which is a subentity of the Secretary of State.
2) The Secretary of State's office is part of the Executive Branch of the state government; the Secretary of State and her lackeys answer only to the governor (which is why I've gotten nowhere going through my members of Congress).
3) It's an election year, and God knows our incumbent governor needs every bit of help she can get. Doing something reasonable might translate into more votes... or as an outgoing "lame duck", she might pull a Bill Clinton and pardon folks willy-nilly, deserving or not.
4) Gracious and accomodating as they've been, it's got to be wearing on Stretch and Sidekick to take time out of their life together to cart my happy ass back and forth so I can spend time at my home.
I've got a potential prospect that might consider coming to work with me here in Esky; he only lives minutes from my house in Kingsford but I don't know if we can pay him enough to support his family... then again, he works in Milwaukee now and only sees them on the weekend so he might take the cut to spend time at home with the kids each night. Obviously, I'd split fuel and maintenance costs with him for the commuter vehicle, but short of that option I'm stuck with this situation should the guv'nuh not respond... so I'm pinning my hopes on this letter.
I plan to post the letter here upon completion for further review, but before I get too far into it I'd like to get any thoughts or commentary beforehand to guide my hand, so to speak. I don't want to spend a lot of time writing on something universally regarded as a bad idea later.
So, if anyone has anything to suggest or just general thoughts on this, I'd like to hear them.