Vehicle Dexcripshun :1997 Juneral Lee-Roy Metro Geo. One of a kind, cuss it all t' tarnation. Runs Great. Thousan's invested! Fry mah hide! 35 MPG! Fry mah hide! WOW! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! This hyar baby will git MORE attenshun than a 69 Charger. Has a wawkin' Dixie ho'n wif 118 dcb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker. ( Thets loud ). Tires is in noo corndishun. Headlights faded, ah hear yo' kin git them polished fo' about 30 bucks. Eff'n yer th' winnin' bidder ah will throw in a GIT-R-DONE hat fo' free. Also comes wif a Good Ole Fella CD. ah own a 2002 Plymouth prowler an' it don"t turn haids like this hyar baby. Yo' will hafta beat th' redneck gals off yo' eff'n yo' win th' Juneral Lee-Roy. Eff'n yer married up wif, Have a houn'dog named Blue, Live in a noo double wide, an' doesn't be hankerin' t'lose yer wife.....THIS CHICK GITTER AIN'T FUR YOU! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!
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