The warbling cats and the farting wife

[v8440]

Hi all,

Gotta drive up to Birmingham this morning to start another week at the pullapart up there. (I make it sound like a chore-I actually really like the job)

A few minutes ago I was sitting here at the computer, and Lisa walked into the kitchen. Hearing her approach, the two cats outside the back door began banging into the door and meowing. It was loud enough I thought she had set something down on the counter. The younger cat in particular will sit there and warble, like he's singing the blues or something. The cats get fed every morning when she gets up, so they wait right by the door until they hear her. Then she farted. It was one of those duck quack wow-wow-quirk farts that cracks me up. The timing was hilarious-bang bang from the door, her singing about the cats being retarded, then wow-wow-quirk. Silly I know, but if there had been a microphone in the kitchen when this all happened and I could post the file, you would understand.

 

[XLR8R]

I know this is nuts coming from me, but I think you are working too hard. :shifty:

 

[Spawn]

wow-wow-quirk? :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[68R/T]

wimmens fart??:wtf:

 

[dustergal]

does she know you posted about her fart???

 

[v8440]

Yep, she does.

 

[dustergal]

that fact that you are still alive and able to type proves you got a good woman there.

 

[v8440]

Yeah, no woman could stand being with me if she's uptight about stuff. I'd probably run that type off in a few days.

 

[mopar_man]

that fact that you are still alive and able to type proves you got a good woman there.

That or she doesn't know that he told us all about it.

 

[XLR8R]

Or she is a blow up with a wet leak.....???