The Vise Squad

[dustergal]

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

 

[onehellofadart]

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[Da-ho]

Poor guy, I would have put her in there instead. After all a hardon has no conscience and shes the one that wanted it in the first place. [smilie=e:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

Poor guy, I would have put her in there instead. After all a hardon has no conscience and shes the one that wanted it in the first place. [smilie=e:[/quote]



Very good point! [smilie=e:


But the guy should have know not to stick it in there then. [smilie=e:


Ah shit! Put em BOTH in there! [smilie=e: [smilie=a: