The Tax Office

[dodgechargerfan]

I think you will all enjoy this due to the time of year....

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At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an
inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi
& said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What
do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up &
send them back to the candle makers, and every
now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed
that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about
all these matzo pur chases? What do you do with
the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

"We collect them & send them back to the manufacturers, & every now &
then they send a free box of matzos."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on,
"what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the
circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
up all the foreskins & send them to the Tax Office,
& about once a year they send us a complete dick like you."

 

[onehellofadart]

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[Da-ho]

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[gomopar440]

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[Plum Crazy]

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[Anonymous]

Sounds like Temple B'nai Or in Morris County...they save everything, they're so poor.

 

[moparman21]

Sounds like Temple B'nai Or in Morris County...they save everything, they're so poor.

lol gmme a minute or two and i can turn this around on you some how..lol

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[Da-ho]

Sounds like Temple B'nai Or in Morris County...they save everything, they're so poor.

So how often do you go to temple? Ive done sader plate once. [smilie=e:

 

[fstbackfish]

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[Anonymous]

Sounds like Temple B'nai Or in Morris County...they save everything, they're so poor.

So how often do you go to temple? Ive done sader plate once. [smilie=e:[/quote]

Used to go frequently, but not as much now. I'm in USY, so I do lots of religious stuff. I attend Adath Shalom in Morris Plains somewhere.