Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
A sloth hires a hooker. They go back to her place and they get undressed. The sloth goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight, and she has multiple orgasms. After 3 hours he stops, gets up and starts to put on his little sloth clothes.
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The sloth just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a prostitute; this is how I make a living."
The sloth just looks at her again, then continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up and goes to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "prostitute." She hands it to the sloth and he reads:
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The sloth just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a prostitute; this is how I make a living."
The sloth just looks at her again, then continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up and goes to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "prostitute." She hands it to the sloth and he reads:
- "PROSTITUTE: a person who engages in sex for money."
- "SLOTH: A slow-moving tropical animal. Eats bushes and leaves."
