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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.
Realizing he needed a hair trim before the next day's meeting, he called
the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid
not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a
vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine,
inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later, the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which
reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, Manicures--25
Cents. "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his
hands into the slot, waited 15 seconds, pulled them out, and they wer
perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read This Machine Provides a
Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives--50 Cents.
The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents, unzipped his fly, and
with some anticipation, stuck his penis into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds latr it shut off, and, with trembling hands, the
salesman was able to withdraw his penis.......
NOW WITH A BUTTON SEWED ON THE END......
Realizing he needed a hair trim before the next day's meeting, he called
the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid
not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a
vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine,
inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later, the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which
reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, Manicures--25
Cents. "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his
hands into the slot, waited 15 seconds, pulled them out, and they wer
perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read This Machine Provides a
Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives--50 Cents.
The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents, unzipped his fly, and
with some anticipation, stuck his penis into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds latr it shut off, and, with trembling hands, the
salesman was able to withdraw his penis.......
NOW WITH A BUTTON SEWED ON THE END......
