Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was
sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined
that one day he would push that outhouse into the
creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so
the little boy decided today was the day to push the
outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and
started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and
floated away. That night his dad told him they were
going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant
a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the
creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and
said, "Dad, I read in school today that George
Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get
into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in the cherry tree."
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was
sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined
that one day he would push that outhouse into the
creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so
the little boy decided today was the day to push the
outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and
started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and
floated away. That night his dad told him they were
going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant
a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the
creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and
said, "Dad, I read in school today that George
Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get
into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in the cherry tree."
