The Kings Donkey

[beeper*71]

A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay anyone in the kingdom 200 gold pieces if they could make his donkey happy. Many tried, all failed.
Then a jester went in to see the donkey, and when he came out, the donkey was indeed happy - so happy in fact, that he was laughing heartily. The jester got the gold, but a few days passed and the king couldn''t make the donkey stop laughing. So he put out another proclamation saying he would pay 500 gold pieces to anyone who could make the donkey stop. The jester returned, went in to see the donkey for a few seconds, and when he came out, the donkey was crying. The king asked the jester how he did it. The jester said, "I will tell you for another 200 gold pieces." When the jester had received his gold, he revealed, "On my first visit, I told the donkey that my dick was bigger than his. This time I showed him."

 

[BootHead]

Many tried, all failed.

:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::gaga:

 

[mr340]

A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay anyone in the kingdom 200 gold pieces if they could make his donkey happy. Many tried, all failed.
Then Jester went in to see the donkey, and when he came out, the donkey was indeed happy - so happy in fact, that he was laughing heartily. Jester got the gold, but a few days passed and the king couldn't make the donkey stop laughing. So he put out another proclamation saying he would pay 500 gold pieces to anyone who could make the donkey stop. Jester returned, went in to see the donkey for a few seconds, and when he came out, the donkey was crying. The king asked Jester how he did it. Jester said, "I will tell you for another 200 gold pieces." When Jester had received his gold, he revealed, "On my first visit, I told the donkey that my dick was bigger than his. This time I showed him."

Now we know where he's been!!!!:bahh:

 

[beeper*71]

:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::gaga:

Looky there, made it all the way to the second sentence and already blew his load. :wtf:

 

[BootHead]

and went home while reiterating the story to her the Jesters wife asked in disbelief, "You mean to say you pulled your thing out in front of that donkey?" to which the Jester replied "only enough to win"

 

[ORVIL]

he was making an ASS of himself.---------------------------------hey i thot it was funny:bwuhaha:

 

[65furyIII]

Hey you guys are on a ROLL today. This is good!

 

[ORVIL]

Hey you guys are on a ROLL today. This is good!

dont confuse me with these guys, im onna donut...this is better. i get coffee with it.:bwuhaha:

 

[learical]

Hey you guys are on a ROLL today. This is good!

I must be butter, 'cause I'm an a roll!:bwuhaha:

 

[ORVIL]

I must be butter, 'cause I'm an a roll!:bwuhaha:

worked hard on that one didnt ya.:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:thats about a 7:bwuhaha:

 

[learical]

I must be butter, 'cause I'm an a roll!:bwuhaha:

I almost killed my oldest son when he first told me that! Now I'm using it!:doh: