dodge340dart
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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A
> > > BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND
> > >
> > > SAY HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE
> > > CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
> > >
> > > HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH
> > > SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE
> > >
> > > THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS
> > > BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS
> > >
> > > EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY
> > > GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER
> > >
> > > FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL
> > > TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES
> > >
> > > WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH
> > > WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A
> > >
> > > CARROT UP MY BUTT?". SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR
> > > SON'S MATH TEACHER."
> > > BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND
> > >
> > > SAY HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE
> > > CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
> > >
> > > HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH
> > > SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE
> > >
> > > THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS
> > > BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS
> > >
> > > EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY
> > > GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER
> > >
> > > FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL
> > > TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES
> > >
> > > WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH
> > > WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A
> > >
> > > CARROT UP MY BUTT?". SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR
> > > SON'S MATH TEACHER."
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